And here's the winner of this month's content poll, our extra smug late night host, Luna! Patrons will be able to call her on Beach Live soon. 

Our runner-ups were, in order: 

GREASY TONY'S SISTER

He believes she's safe from the humes for now, but little does he know.

URBAN LEGEND/CRYPTID

Officer Bust continues to claim that rumours of a soul devouring monster roaming the streets at night are unfounded.

HORSE TOURIST

Seems she's running late for tourist season this year, but you never know when she might make an appearance.